She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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