Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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