Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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