I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
it's great music for shaving your balls
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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