Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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