When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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