...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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