Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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