Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
