if i died would you start the facebook group?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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