Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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