Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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