I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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