Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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