i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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