Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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