When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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