so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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