So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
this is an emotional support booty call
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Randomize
