Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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