I need help removing her.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Please, let me fuck your mom
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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