It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
