Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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