Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
They took my balls.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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