No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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