So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
