The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I just want to make out with him forever
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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