Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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