I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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