piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
