that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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