You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
