i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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