Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Randomize
