I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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