I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
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