nut hugger
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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