i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Drunk is not a location!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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