It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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