I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
It's Friday. Sex?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
