You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Randomize
