Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
