Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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