I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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