YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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