The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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