I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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