Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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