I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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