Well douche your snatch and let's go!
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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