So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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