belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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