Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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